I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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