Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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