I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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