No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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