I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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