u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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