We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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