No subtext here. People are naked.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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