I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize
