mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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