let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
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