saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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