fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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