Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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