You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
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