dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
So vagazzling was a success
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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