it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
should my penis look like a turkey
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Is it weird that I have your number saved in my phone as baby Jesus?
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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