the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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