Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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