Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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