worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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