goodnight i made you a song goodbye
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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