I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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