I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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