so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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