i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
PANTIES FOUND
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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