he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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