So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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