I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
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