Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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