How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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