You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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