Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
Are we still banned from the library?
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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