So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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