Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
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