1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
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