is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
so let's talk penis.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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