So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
please come you make the beer taste better
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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