I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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