My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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