come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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