we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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