just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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