It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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