I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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