Christians are straight up FREAKS
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
This is my gift to your gina
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
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