Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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