i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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