Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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