I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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